Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Role of Chance (Script #85)
Chance: Almost ready to go?
Reader: Yep. You?
Chance: Well, I’ve been ready for the past hour waiting for you. We’re only visiting my parents for 2 days...you’ve packed like we’re moving there!
Reader: I know, I know. I’m just nervous I think.
Chance: Hey, please don’t be nervous! I know my parents are going to love you! They’re dying to meet you.
Reader: They said that?
Chance: Well, not those exact words....not at all actually, but I know they’ll fall in love with you just like I did!
Reader: Okay, just stop it already! Enough with the lovey-dovey facade. I can’t take it anymore! Why am I the only one in this room willing to admit that this relationship is a sham?
Chance: Ouch. Look, just because you’re stressed about which outfit to wear to meet my parents for the first time doesn’t mean you need to act aggressively towards me! I think you look great in everything!
Reader: Oh my gosh! What’s wrong with you! Isn’t it obvious that I don’t love you? I mean, I love you, but I’m not IN love with you. Chance, I’m sorry...but I can’t do this.
Chance: Okay, no pressure. I’ll tell my parents that we both caught a stomach bug and...