Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Role of Cat (Script #84)
Cat: I’ve given your offer some thought and I’ve decided to go to the party with you on one condition.
Cat: Yes, on the condition that you and our other friends don’t attempt to set me up.
Reader: What do you mean?
Cat: Oh, please! Sometimes I feel like the only reason all my married friends want to hang out with me at all is to play “matchmaker”!
Reader: That is so not true! I’m not even married!
Cat: Might as well be! And you have to admit, if you aren’t pulling some kind of blind-date stunt then you’re practically having the DJ announce that your “single friend Cat is in the house and looking for love”! It’s humiliating.
Reader: Well, we just want you to be happy, that’s all.
Cat: I am happy! Happily single and happy to have such an amazing group of friends who care about me even though they think they know what’s best for me. I love my life and the fact that I can focus fully on my career.
Reader: Well I’m certainly sorry if I’ve ever made you feel pressured and I’ll tell the gang to back off, on one condition.
Cat: You can’t be serious...