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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Role of Ashley (Script #87)



Ashley: I’m talking about our Will. Lets see, your tools go to your brother...

Reader: No, no, no, they’ll....

Ashley: I thought you weren’t participating?

Reader: I’m not participating. Those are my tools and I want them to be buried with me.

Ashley: Oh, by the way, you’re not being buried. I’m having you cremated.

Reader: You are not going to put me in some stupid urn up on the bookcase.

Ashley: Oh, no, I would never do that. I’m just going to put you in the mayonnaise jar behind the electric drill...

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